| 1. The 
                                        number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.2. Accidental deaths 
                                        caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
 3. Accidental deaths 
                                        per physician is 0.171.
 (Statistics courtesy 
                                        of U.S. Dept of Health & Human Services)
 
 Now think about this:
 
 1. The number of gun 
                                        owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
 2. The number of accidental 
                                        gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 
                                        1,500.
 3. The number of accidental 
                                        deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.
 Statistically, doctors are approximately 
                                        9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
 Remember, "Guns don't kill people, 
                                        doctors do."
 
 
 
 Please alert your friends to this alarming 
                                        threat.
 We must ban doctors before this gets completely 
                                        out of hand!
 
 Out of concern for the public at large, 
                                        I have withheld the statistics on lawyers 
                                        for fear the shock would cause people 
                                        to panic and seek medical attention. :-)
 
 (and to all my doctor friends...lighten 
                                        up...it could be worse --you could be 
                                        a lawyer) ;-)
   
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